Review: 'X-Men: First Class "(X-Men: First Class) |
Heavy is my destiny rural revyuist. But not because I was rewarded with a resounding slap when assessing club babes with 3.4/10, but because I'm doomed to watch / criticize 2011 oscar nominees dumb movies, even when all normal people bake their butts on the beach or flapping them. Today I'll make another 2011 oscar nominees fence absurd and it is rooted in the new adventures of comic zverilnik e X cre MEN t. Even now, I must tell you that my impressions are not of the pink, so if you are fans of the series, you better stop reading now, before the first tears were shed. Tsvetnichak stylized poster 2011 oscar nominees of "First Class" won me over with grace and awakens the desire to see it, although I have a phobia of mutants after the final battle with the mutated cockroach, which are mounted in my sink. And how we missed this so awaited, discussed and promoted film, promising to transform 2011 oscar nominees our view point wrong franchise and create a new beginning, no - a new hope - for circus Stan Lee. Popular belief is that if you Serbs nose, you will have trouble. My belief is that if you Serbs scrotum before, 2011 oscar nominees the film will be very bad. Looking back, I know that I should have to trust that feeling until you cross the threshold of the room, holding tickets in his sweaty tension 2011 oscar nominees / not see me somebody / hand.
Everything has its first time / but some things have to heal after the first time / and each first began with the first wave and even ordinary 2011 oscar nominees people is no secret that the "first wave" was elevated to cult status by fenboychetata - even after the first news that his existence is approved by the green light. Giykove comics from all countries in which the paper is not a luxury, gathered in armies, 2011 oscar nominees screaming wildly about what inhuman expectations are and how the film will mistreat the family of Matthew Vaughn in his eyes if the dude failed 2011 oscar nominees in the difficult mission. In this review, however, will not talk about these sick children, because I myself am not particularly a fan of comics, Stan Lee, and on several occasions I have pointed out with pride. I mention them only to you have in mind that all powerful hayp the film, all this hysteria bordering on mania and viewing all the superlatives spew in reviews so far are just the product of those too young and too ignorant to life children that "X-Men" is the equivalent of the Bible and every one of his characters is a worthy role model.
I personally do not consider myself a mutant / though my voice still mutate and have a special ability to exude secretions / but I can not deny that the first "X-Men" Bryan Singer has become a genre of comic event of the century . He was surprised 2011 oscar nominees with the successful working formula and managed to acquaint viewers with many characters 2011 oscar nominees without them to take notes, who's who and what they are fighting. It was one of the freshest representatives supergeroyskiya genre at the time and people visibly impressed - even those who had never heard of the universe of Stan Lee and sincerely believed that "Rogue" is the call sign of a farm worker. Inevitable sequels followed, but they are sgovnyasaha progressive and proportional, leaving the unpleasant taste of sour cabbage in the mouths of viewers after "X3". On the one hand, it was because Brett Ratner's dumb bastard of seventh grade, but on the other - because the story is already depleting and all those legions of new characters that the trio tried to impose, were more comical than it should. / I even had a heavenly angel / After Ratner fiasco it blows over, but not before someone realized that the series has more oil, which must be removed 2011 oscar nominees with a probe. The bad thing is that this probe was boiled our asses with total crap called "Wolverine", where Huey Jackman was the face of rural vest for an hour and a half.
Two years later, it's time to reboot. This time sailorly one to hem of uydisa huge fan expectations, 2011 oscar nominees yet the facilities normal viewers like me who do not intend to read dozens 2011 oscar nominees of boxes of stories in pictures, just to understand why Mystique is spreadable body with blue paint. This restart is "X-Men: First Class" and had the task to turn the series into the new cash cow of Hollywood. And since such a project needs a director with some experience in comics, was appointed director Matthew Vaughn. But he is incompetent of dubious merit and mistaken ideas about what would appeal to the audience. It is the directors who are on foreign intelligence and often this is an artificial intelligence. Vaughn pane to create unconventional stories, but it deteriorates gradually - from unconventional Mafia parable in "Layer Cake", in unconventional tale in "Stardust" to unconventional 2011 oscar nominees look at the superhero in "Kick-Ass", which popilya and my little confidence in Vaughn and back to the starting point of mediocre artists. By directing "X-Men" Ma
Heavy is my destiny rural revyuist. But not because I was rewarded with a resounding slap when assessing club babes with 3.4/10, but because I'm doomed to watch / criticize 2011 oscar nominees dumb movies, even when all normal people bake their butts on the beach or flapping them. Today I'll make another 2011 oscar nominees fence absurd and it is rooted in the new adventures of comic zverilnik e X cre MEN t. Even now, I must tell you that my impressions are not of the pink, so if you are fans of the series, you better stop reading now, before the first tears were shed. Tsvetnichak stylized poster 2011 oscar nominees of "First Class" won me over with grace and awakens the desire to see it, although I have a phobia of mutants after the final battle with the mutated cockroach, which are mounted in my sink. And how we missed this so awaited, discussed and promoted film, promising to transform 2011 oscar nominees our view point wrong franchise and create a new beginning, no - a new hope - for circus Stan Lee. Popular belief is that if you Serbs nose, you will have trouble. My belief is that if you Serbs scrotum before, 2011 oscar nominees the film will be very bad. Looking back, I know that I should have to trust that feeling until you cross the threshold of the room, holding tickets in his sweaty tension 2011 oscar nominees / not see me somebody / hand.
Everything has its first time / but some things have to heal after the first time / and each first began with the first wave and even ordinary 2011 oscar nominees people is no secret that the "first wave" was elevated to cult status by fenboychetata - even after the first news that his existence is approved by the green light. Giykove comics from all countries in which the paper is not a luxury, gathered in armies, 2011 oscar nominees screaming wildly about what inhuman expectations are and how the film will mistreat the family of Matthew Vaughn in his eyes if the dude failed 2011 oscar nominees in the difficult mission. In this review, however, will not talk about these sick children, because I myself am not particularly a fan of comics, Stan Lee, and on several occasions I have pointed out with pride. I mention them only to you have in mind that all powerful hayp the film, all this hysteria bordering on mania and viewing all the superlatives spew in reviews so far are just the product of those too young and too ignorant to life children that "X-Men" is the equivalent of the Bible and every one of his characters is a worthy role model.
I personally do not consider myself a mutant / though my voice still mutate and have a special ability to exude secretions / but I can not deny that the first "X-Men" Bryan Singer has become a genre of comic event of the century . He was surprised 2011 oscar nominees with the successful working formula and managed to acquaint viewers with many characters 2011 oscar nominees without them to take notes, who's who and what they are fighting. It was one of the freshest representatives supergeroyskiya genre at the time and people visibly impressed - even those who had never heard of the universe of Stan Lee and sincerely believed that "Rogue" is the call sign of a farm worker. Inevitable sequels followed, but they are sgovnyasaha progressive and proportional, leaving the unpleasant taste of sour cabbage in the mouths of viewers after "X3". On the one hand, it was because Brett Ratner's dumb bastard of seventh grade, but on the other - because the story is already depleting and all those legions of new characters that the trio tried to impose, were more comical than it should. / I even had a heavenly angel / After Ratner fiasco it blows over, but not before someone realized that the series has more oil, which must be removed 2011 oscar nominees with a probe. The bad thing is that this probe was boiled our asses with total crap called "Wolverine", where Huey Jackman was the face of rural vest for an hour and a half.
Two years later, it's time to reboot. This time sailorly one to hem of uydisa huge fan expectations, 2011 oscar nominees yet the facilities normal viewers like me who do not intend to read dozens 2011 oscar nominees of boxes of stories in pictures, just to understand why Mystique is spreadable body with blue paint. This restart is "X-Men: First Class" and had the task to turn the series into the new cash cow of Hollywood. And since such a project needs a director with some experience in comics, was appointed director Matthew Vaughn. But he is incompetent of dubious merit and mistaken ideas about what would appeal to the audience. It is the directors who are on foreign intelligence and often this is an artificial intelligence. Vaughn pane to create unconventional stories, but it deteriorates gradually - from unconventional Mafia parable in "Layer Cake", in unconventional tale in "Stardust" to unconventional 2011 oscar nominees look at the superhero in "Kick-Ass", which popilya and my little confidence in Vaughn and back to the starting point of mediocre artists. By directing "X-Men" Ma
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